Mutant Profile: Breakshifter

April 15, 2009

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Recovered document and photo from fire at St. Philipine Manor in Yountville, CA on April 2, 2016.

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Enter: Enemy of Peanuts

April 11, 2009

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I won’t lie — I’m a big fan of peanuts. Mix ‘em up with chocolate, put it in a cup, call it a Reesies? Yeah, I’m there. For hours.

But I appreciate the plight of those who cannot weather the potentially toxic effects of the allergenic peanut. Therefore, roundhoward proudly endorses the efforts of Enemy of Peanuts, a new blog from journalist/anti-legume advocate Jim Gibbons (of Nothing More American fame). As long as he stays away from Peanut Butter Cups, we’re cool.


Kurt Russell = Eliot Spitzer

April 10, 2009

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Where does Kurt Russell go when he’s not shooting sweet pictures like “Breakdown” and “Sky High”? I used to wonder that — quite often, in fact — until I stumbled upon the truth.

Behold Russell’s alterego, disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer. It’s a tough commute from Los Angeles to Albany, but if anyone could pull it off, it’s Snake Plissken.

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I’ve Killed roundhoward.

April 9, 2009

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Read it and weep, ye multitudes — I have killed roundhoward with mine own hands. He is dead, he is dead, he is dead. But as it so often goes in popular culture, he shall live again.

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