
Recovered document and photo from fire at St. Philipine Manor in Yountville, CA on April 2, 2016.

Recovered document and photo from fire at St. Philipine Manor in Yountville, CA on April 2, 2016.

I won’t lie — I’m a big fan of peanuts. Mix ‘em up with chocolate, put it in a cup, call it a Reesies? Yeah, I’m there. For hours.
But I appreciate the plight of those who cannot weather the potentially toxic effects of the allergenic peanut. Therefore, roundhoward proudly endorses the efforts of Enemy of Peanuts, a new blog from journalist/anti-legume advocate Jim Gibbons (of Nothing More American fame). As long as he stays away from Peanut Butter Cups, we’re cool.

Where does Kurt Russell go when he’s not shooting sweet pictures like “Breakdown” and “Sky High”? I used to wonder that — quite often, in fact — until I stumbled upon the truth.
Behold Russell’s alterego, disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer. It’s a tough commute from Los Angeles to Albany, but if anyone could pull it off, it’s Snake Plissken.

Read it and weep, ye multitudes — I have killed roundhoward with mine own hands. He is dead, he is dead, he is dead. But as it so often goes in popular culture, he shall live again.