Where does Kurt Russell go when he’s not shooting sweet pictures like “Breakdown” and “Sky High”? I used to wonder that — quite often, in fact — until I stumbled upon the truth.
Behold Russell’s alterego, disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer. It’s a tough commute from Los Angeles to Albany, but if anyone could pull it off, it’s Snake Plissken.
Still, even coming home to Goldie Hawn’s loving embrace wasn’t enough for the Hollywood actor/New York governor hybrid — hence the prostitution ring. When Russell/Spitzer had to put down one of his names, he offered up the governor’s identity — no way in hell was he gonna sacrifice Private Benjamin.
If you’re feeling skeptical, just check out these other pictures. You’ll have no choice but to accept the truth.
But perhaps most damning of all…
You don’t even know who this one is!!!
So next time you’re feeling bad for Spitzy and his family, just think about the REAL double life he’s been leading all along. Kurt, lord knows I love ya, but I think it’s time to come clean.
Yes!